Joe the Hoe:
ya I steal your flamingos
chillin with the gringos
your dog chase me i spray him with the big hose
steal your flamingos steal your flamingos
droppin in your window we steal your flamingos
you don't wanna fuck with me
i be breaking yo knees
then i hang you from a tree
you get tossed in the sea
no time to say sorry
i raid yo bitch
then i bang yo bitch
i steal yo bitch from you
while we makin flamingo stew
screw your mom
make a bomb
she calling me king kong
take a rip from my bong
cut off your ding dong
don't prolong what i'm gonna do to you
we makin flamingo stew

Mike the Dyke:
stealin your flamingos all through the night hoe
hoe gon tell the cops we steal some more
ya stealing yo flamingos

Joe the Hoe:
you wont see me unless i get paid
i got a hostage you wanna trade?
you pull up gon get sprayed
i drink lemonade
spray your momma down with a gun
thats what i call a lot of fun
shootin my gun stealing flamingos
you a sad bitch i fuckin these hoes
ridin in a mazi
the cops never caught me
why cant you see
you dont wanna fight me
i run to your location
with the bag
i shoot ya
you get toe tagged
shove you in a bag
then i gotta drag you
you smell like
mad poo
mad poo you a sad dude
i gotta stab you in the shoe
my plug better come through
im eatin all these cashews
but im not a bad dude

Mike the Dyke:
pull up at your crip with a ski
bitch gon eat my ass like cucumbe
walk my dog with out a leash in your hood
you can suck my dick but i dont think you should
pull up at your crib with a ski
me and joe gon fuck her like fresh meat
bitch this not a rollie this an ap
my neck shit bright like a fruit tree
dick lookin oily castrol
ya girl saw my pp she said oh no
got lean all in the crystal geyser bottle
after i fuck ya bitch, she come home with a waddle
audemar brighter than a red dwarf
cocaine yeah ya bitch pass out when she snort
joe the hoe tap that bitch while she out
record that shit and send it out
we steal your flamingos
your flamingos get stolen
rollie shine brighter than the sun
rollie not diamond its golden yuaahhhhhhh