1. |
SUPA RAPPER MAN
04:02
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2. |
Dougs
01:59
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Joe the Hoe:
yo ya yo
my name joe the hoe
i come in with that smooth rapper flow ya
i fuck yo momma any day ya
i fuck yo daddy and day ya but im not gay ya
don't fuck with me i fuck with you too
i'm gon make you smell like piece of poo
you gon die im gon fly
you stupid ass fuck you gon die
pew pew pew pew i shoot your head
you gon be dead
Devin:
mopy wopy wopy
you a fuckin dopy
after im done they gon clean my mouth with soapy
soapy like duracell
ima send you to hell
ima cast you a spell
flick your hat off like your name is mike
youll be scraped up like maverick falling off a bike
Joe the Hoe:
I run to your house and i sell that brick
I gon suck your motherfucking dick
i gon poppa yo momma with a gun
i do that shit for fun
i go to your bitches house i gon get some
your head so stupid your so fucking dumb
Devin:
scooby dooby
rollin up a dooby
hand over the zippo
im jumping out the window
zoop
whipping out my monkey dick
we vibin in the whip
don't be fucking with my clique
we sneaking in with my lock pick
Joe the Hoe:
yo i gon hang you with a rope
walk in my block and i smell like dope
don't fuck with me
you'll need a therapist
get away from me
you a crazy bitch
i push you straight off a roof man
your hair makin you look like a goof man
you smell like crazy fuckin drugs
im dipping rn im going to dougs
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3. |
cold pizza
01:29
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Devin and Zaq:
1 2 3 4 5
Zaq:
how yall do
yo my name is zaq
and one thing i know how to do is hack your computer
your files are all mine now
you got hacked, youre done
Devin:
When I eat an orange, I eat the whole peal
when you shoot a piggy wiggy in the hood does it squeal?
nobody can deny, death is my fate
the iss sent cancer to my prostaaaaaate alright
Cold pizza
Really wanna eatcha
the government infected my brain with amnesiaaaaaa
Devin and Zaq:
5 4 3 2 1
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4. |
doors open
02:52
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Joe the Hoe:
ya i run up to your house
and im fucking on your spouse
im all up in the blouse
you get squashed like a mouse
you dont wanna fuck with me
your hoe so bitchy
you fiending you get itchy
i fucked yo bitch named whitney
Ethan:
YO
i got a condom in my car
when i golf
i always get a par
steal your shit
sell it in the bazaar
in russia
chatting with the czar
Joe the Hoe:
I cut you then you dead
i've been running from the feds
they want me behind bars
i'm dipping crazy far
i stuff you in a bag
look at your pants why they sag
you a bitch like why you mad
look at your face make me gag
getting all the paper
you a bitch you puff on vapor
i be counting mad stacks
while you smoking on that crack
yo look at my sack of pack
i puff on hella back
nick gimme my bic
you are lookin hella sick
i be cookin all that dope
while you moving all that soap
im just groovin in my car
i cut you you get scar
you a slut you like butt stuff
better shut up you aint that tough
Mike the Dyke:
ya ya ya ya ya ya
yo yo whats poppin its michael and i'm coughin
smokin so much skank ima end up in a coffin
call me giovanni pagan
just got shot by an albanian
andrew mcteague and lukas gay af they fuckin trippin
tryin to turn me into cops ill fuckin snipe you with my awp
that's from the 978
ya that's lowell, aint it great
you fuckin sleep on me youre missing
you fuck with me im dissing
mike the dyke in this bitch
and im bouts to call it quits
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5. |
21 Average
02:43
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Devin:
21 21 average
in the whip with my friend maverick
throwing bars down like a javelin
drinking lean out of a glass syringe
21 21 average
flying around like an ostrich
breaking some heard im a boss bitch
you are icky like your moms spinach
i've got styrofoam in my tombstone
it's in my sarcophagus sitting next to my carcass
i'll be sipping lean in the next life
smuggling cough syrup on my next flight
can't go anywhere without the purple
that shit makes me go slow like a turtle
the only hurdle is i am no longer fertile
probably should not have drank it when i was still prepubertal
yo yo
i am on my come down like a yo yo
yo i am feeling strung out like im yo yo ma
i am so damn high like the kingda ka
i can feel it messing with my brain like an amoeba
Joe the Hoe:
21 21 average
im throwing you off a gravel bridge ya
ridin in the whip ya
see the feds and we dip ya
dip dip skip ya skippin your class
you fuckin with me i shove your face in the grass ya
i got class i make you eat glass
goin too fast for you your face get hit with shoe
movin that crack carry that sack i mix it up with cheddar jack
mac and cheese i put your bitch on her knees
the bees knees febreze
to make them smell clean
the cops near me
but ive never been seen
average average yeah
you an average ass rapper yo
i see your btich i cap her
better back up i got my zapper
i got on the x factor
back up im stackin my money
your papi's actin scummy
you smellin kinda funny
yo face makin you look like a dummy
i runnin from the cop
watch out for my glock
i will hit you with a sock
flock flock away you dont even know what to say
Devin:
21 21 average
in the whip with my friend maverick
throwing bars down like a javelin
drinking lean out of a glass syringe
21 21 average
flying around like an ostrich
breaking some heard im a boss bitch
you are icky like your moms spinach
(x2)
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6. |
lilypad
03:29
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Devin:
Ayo
whus poppin it's the west
i've got information that can lead to your arrest
ayo you lookin silly
and youve got a wonky willy
i can diagnose you with mesotheliomi
you need a pad like lily
i am the goat like billy
im on some third eye shit legit im floating like a bouey
third grade shit like foohy
i fight like banjo kazooie
that game is 10/10 i play with ben we drink tsikuni
Ben:
snortin a dick
fuck with me here comes nick
flick a dick pic
ridin these waves with my friend rick
yo my names ben
super sick raps with these hens
got an ink pen
prolly not i'll ask gwen
back on the grind
with these dudes we gonna get signed
no we're not blind
you stupid hoe we're also not kind
from downtown man
hitting up these banks we're a real clan
kick the can stan
you a fool we'll have to ban
Mike the Dyke:
tug a rope tire spoke
vapor toke all day
momma said i cant go outside without my broccoli
broccoli properly getting my dick tugged
every time i see your bitch she run up on me for a hug
joe the hoe he ate snow
first time smoking weed
high as fuck
with a fidget spinner like lukas mcteague
and he ugly like sheen
jimmy neutron season 3
carl wheezer curly hair
and he got a tiny peen
Devin:
My names maverick (x3)
Maverick:
ya
ya poppin penis pills turn a 7 to a 10
ridin round in the car owned by ben
fuck a blonde haired bitch named jen
ya fuck you nick
you can suck my dick already
recorded that bitch like im freddy
ya lean purple in my weed green
she called me ultra lord like she sheen
walked in and she flicking the bean
dont fuck with nick hes makin scenes
yeah your dick soft like jelly
im the real life machiavelli
italian like botticelli
coz we always ready ya
devins dating kerry
and bens dating sophie
ethan jerks it soapy
mike and joe never mopy
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7. |
Donkman
02:56
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Devin:
Why was I born like this?
Why do I have a donkeys head and a mans body?
Why oh why god have you done this to me
I just want to be a real boy
(x2)
Joe the Hoe:
Yo yo ya my name is joe the hoe
i come in with smooth rapper flow yeah
smooth smooth rapper flow
you don't even know
yeah
Donkey head go to bed
im getting breastfed by yo momma
they callin me osama bin llama
im gettin commerce
i put you through trauma
i got a good life and i be fuckin your wife
i will bring you to your death
you will have your last breath
you be smokin that meth
and i be runnin from the feds
watch out, youre dead
Mike the Dyke:
cuban link got a picture of your mom hoe
softsoap good for the lab hoe
toilet paper wipe your ass hoe
fuck polo designer cast round my arm hoe
joe budden could get this work
rip this shirt and give birth
to his son, say i on, not so fun
better run, see this gun,
fuck a nun, honey bun
you outdone bitch
Devin:
Why was I born like this?
Why do I have a donkeys head and a mans body?
Why oh why god have you done this to me
I just want to be a real boy
(x2)
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8. |
We Steal Your Flamingos
03:40
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Joe the Hoe:
ya I steal your flamingos
chillin with the gringos
your dog chase me i spray him with the big hose
steal your flamingos steal your flamingos
droppin in your window we steal your flamingos
you don't wanna fuck with me
i be breaking yo knees
then i hang you from a tree
you get tossed in the sea
no time to say sorry
i raid yo bitch
then i bang yo bitch
i steal yo bitch from you
while we makin flamingo stew
screw your mom
make a bomb
she calling me king kong
take a rip from my bong
cut off your ding dong
don't prolong what i'm gonna do to you
we makin flamingo stew
Mike the Dyke:
stealin your flamingos all through the night hoe
hoe gon tell the cops we steal some more
ya stealing yo flamingos
Joe the Hoe:
you wont see me unless i get paid
i got a hostage you wanna trade?
you pull up gon get sprayed
i drink lemonade
spray your momma down with a gun
thats what i call a lot of fun
shootin my gun stealing flamingos
you a sad bitch i fuckin these hoes
ridin in a mazi
the cops never caught me
why cant you see
you dont wanna fight me
i run to your location
with the bag
i shoot ya
you get toe tagged
shove you in a bag
then i gotta drag you
you smell like
mad poo
mad poo you a sad dude
i gotta stab you in the shoe
my plug better come through
im eatin all these cashews
but im not a bad dude
Mike the Dyke:
pull up at your crip with a ski
bitch gon eat my ass like cucumbe
walk my dog with out a leash in your hood
you can suck my dick but i dont think you should
pull up at your crib with a ski
me and joe gon fuck her like fresh meat
bitch this not a rollie this an ap
my neck shit bright like a fruit tree
dick lookin oily castrol
ya girl saw my pp she said oh no
got lean all in the crystal geyser bottle
after i fuck ya bitch, she come home with a waddle
audemar brighter than a red dwarf
cocaine yeah ya bitch pass out when she snort
joe the hoe tap that bitch while she out
record that shit and send it out
we steal your flamingos
your flamingos get stolen
rollie shine brighter than the sun
rollie not diamond its golden yuaahhhhhhh
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9. |
yeah woah
03:04
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Mike the Dyke:
my rari it lookin like cupid
you look like you are really stupid
mcteague house5 we fuckin awesome
want some bands, well lil boi go and get some
big ole rollie got me swaggin
fuck with my gang and lil bitch we be stabbin
saw a rat in my yard blew its brains out
chop it up send it off like some take out
make a uey in your hood just to come shoot ya
not a rollie bitch, this frank muller
bigboy up on my side, he a real bloodah
want ice cream lil hoe, machine out of order
Ben:
ridin up and down the street
with the dudes we feelin sleek
fuck what you thought you knew
great shit happens to those who spew
bitch we headin out of town
bitch you best not make a sound
the hidden shit left out to rot
thats the shit we get get got
flyin through life
killing all night
out of the light
we got the height
this shits tight
about to take flight
in this
lets make it right
YEAH
WE GETTIN IT ON TONIGHT
WE FUCKIN YO BITCH UP UP ON ALL THIS FLIGHT
NAW THIS SHIT AINT OUT OF SPITE
JUST REMEMBER HAND OVER THE FUCKIN SPRITE
Mike the Dyke:
miguel gazell barbell bombshell excell farewell goodbye to ya
anthony fantano is a vegan aint that swell yeah
my pp real clean, unlike grease
j cole? fuck that dweeb i'll fuck his girlfriend and his niece
i might just pull up with a stick no sahbabi
move so much bricks through my hood i forgot how to count my money
my racks stacked tall 8 feet like 2 midgets
might fuck around and get my dick stamped onto spinners so you dont fidget
Ben:
kickin it kickin it kickin it back
fuckin with us and these fat stacks
hitting up dunks thats right not track
blastin those vibes demarco mac
gettin it gettin it gettin it wack
about to play the best game knack
maybe i'll buy a new pet yak
ride it around like new kid jack
gimme some gimme some gimme some slack
i know i got the best ball sack
and i still owe you a tasty snack
just let me wrap up this double track
YEAH
WE GETTIN IT ON TONIGHT
WE FUCKIN YO BITCH UP UP ON ALL THIS FLIGHT
NAW THIS SHIT AINT OUT OF SPITE
JUST REMEMBER HAND OVER THE FUCKIN SPRITE
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mcteague house5 Lowell, Massachusetts
in artist pic from left to right: ethan, joe, mike, devin, ben, maverick
missing: steven
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