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LeaN CuisiNe

by mcteague house5

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DJ 'Danger' Williams this album cured my depression Favorite track: 21 Average.
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Dougs 01:59
Joe the Hoe: yo ya yo my name joe the hoe i come in with that smooth rapper flow ya i fuck yo momma any day ya i fuck yo daddy and day ya but im not gay ya don't fuck with me i fuck with you too i'm gon make you smell like piece of poo you gon die im gon fly you stupid ass fuck you gon die pew pew pew pew i shoot your head you gon be dead Devin: mopy wopy wopy you a fuckin dopy after im done they gon clean my mouth with soapy soapy like duracell ima send you to hell ima cast you a spell flick your hat off like your name is mike youll be scraped up like maverick falling off a bike Joe the Hoe: I run to your house and i sell that brick I gon suck your motherfucking dick i gon poppa yo momma with a gun i do that shit for fun i go to your bitches house i gon get some your head so stupid your so fucking dumb Devin: scooby dooby rollin up a dooby hand over the zippo im jumping out the window zoop whipping out my monkey dick we vibin in the whip don't be fucking with my clique we sneaking in with my lock pick Joe the Hoe: yo i gon hang you with a rope walk in my block and i smell like dope don't fuck with me you'll need a therapist get away from me you a crazy bitch i push you straight off a roof man your hair makin you look like a goof man you smell like crazy fuckin drugs im dipping rn im going to dougs
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cold pizza 01:29
Devin and Zaq: 1 2 3 4 5 Zaq: how yall do yo my name is zaq and one thing i know how to do is hack your computer your files are all mine now you got hacked, youre done Devin: When I eat an orange, I eat the whole peal when you shoot a piggy wiggy in the hood does it squeal? nobody can deny, death is my fate the iss sent cancer to my prostaaaaaate alright Cold pizza Really wanna eatcha the government infected my brain with amnesiaaaaaa Devin and Zaq: 5 4 3 2 1
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doors open 02:52
Joe the Hoe: ya i run up to your house and im fucking on your spouse im all up in the blouse you get squashed like a mouse you dont wanna fuck with me your hoe so bitchy you fiending you get itchy i fucked yo bitch named whitney Ethan: YO i got a condom in my car when i golf i always get a par steal your shit sell it in the bazaar in russia chatting with the czar Joe the Hoe: I cut you then you dead i've been running from the feds they want me behind bars i'm dipping crazy far i stuff you in a bag look at your pants why they sag you a bitch like why you mad look at your face make me gag getting all the paper you a bitch you puff on vapor i be counting mad stacks while you smoking on that crack yo look at my sack of pack i puff on hella back nick gimme my bic you are lookin hella sick i be cookin all that dope while you moving all that soap im just groovin in my car i cut you you get scar you a slut you like butt stuff better shut up you aint that tough Mike the Dyke: ya ya ya ya ya ya yo yo whats poppin its michael and i'm coughin smokin so much skank ima end up in a coffin call me giovanni pagan just got shot by an albanian andrew mcteague and lukas gay af they fuckin trippin tryin to turn me into cops ill fuckin snipe you with my awp that's from the 978 ya that's lowell, aint it great you fuckin sleep on me youre missing you fuck with me im dissing mike the dyke in this bitch and im bouts to call it quits
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21 Average 02:43
Devin: 21 21 average in the whip with my friend maverick throwing bars down like a javelin drinking lean out of a glass syringe 21 21 average flying around like an ostrich breaking some heard im a boss bitch you are icky like your moms spinach i've got styrofoam in my tombstone it's in my sarcophagus sitting next to my carcass i'll be sipping lean in the next life smuggling cough syrup on my next flight can't go anywhere without the purple that shit makes me go slow like a turtle the only hurdle is i am no longer fertile probably should not have drank it when i was still prepubertal yo yo i am on my come down like a yo yo yo i am feeling strung out like im yo yo ma i am so damn high like the kingda ka i can feel it messing with my brain like an amoeba Joe the Hoe: 21 21 average im throwing you off a gravel bridge ya ridin in the whip ya see the feds and we dip ya dip dip skip ya skippin your class you fuckin with me i shove your face in the grass ya i got class i make you eat glass goin too fast for you your face get hit with shoe movin that crack carry that sack i mix it up with cheddar jack mac and cheese i put your bitch on her knees the bees knees febreze to make them smell clean the cops near me but ive never been seen average average yeah you an average ass rapper yo i see your btich i cap her better back up i got my zapper i got on the x factor back up im stackin my money your papi's actin scummy you smellin kinda funny yo face makin you look like a dummy i runnin from the cop watch out for my glock i will hit you with a sock flock flock away you dont even know what to say Devin: 21 21 average in the whip with my friend maverick throwing bars down like a javelin drinking lean out of a glass syringe 21 21 average flying around like an ostrich breaking some heard im a boss bitch you are icky like your moms spinach (x2)
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lilypad 03:29
Devin: Ayo whus poppin it's the west i've got information that can lead to your arrest ayo you lookin silly and youve got a wonky willy i can diagnose you with mesotheliomi you need a pad like lily i am the goat like billy im on some third eye shit legit im floating like a bouey third grade shit like foohy i fight like banjo kazooie that game is 10/10 i play with ben we drink tsikuni Ben: snortin a dick fuck with me here comes nick flick a dick pic ridin these waves with my friend rick yo my names ben super sick raps with these hens got an ink pen prolly not i'll ask gwen back on the grind with these dudes we gonna get signed no we're not blind you stupid hoe we're also not kind from downtown man hitting up these banks we're a real clan kick the can stan you a fool we'll have to ban Mike the Dyke: tug a rope tire spoke vapor toke all day momma said i cant go outside without my broccoli broccoli properly getting my dick tugged every time i see your bitch she run up on me for a hug joe the hoe he ate snow first time smoking weed high as fuck with a fidget spinner like lukas mcteague and he ugly like sheen jimmy neutron season 3 carl wheezer curly hair and he got a tiny peen Devin: My names maverick (x3) Maverick: ya ya poppin penis pills turn a 7 to a 10 ridin round in the car owned by ben fuck a blonde haired bitch named jen ya fuck you nick you can suck my dick already recorded that bitch like im freddy ya lean purple in my weed green she called me ultra lord like she sheen walked in and she flicking the bean dont fuck with nick hes makin scenes yeah your dick soft like jelly im the real life machiavelli italian like botticelli coz we always ready ya devins dating kerry and bens dating sophie ethan jerks it soapy mike and joe never mopy
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Donkman 02:56
Devin: Why was I born like this? Why do I have a donkeys head and a mans body? Why oh why god have you done this to me I just want to be a real boy (x2) Joe the Hoe: Yo yo ya my name is joe the hoe i come in with smooth rapper flow yeah smooth smooth rapper flow you don't even know yeah Donkey head go to bed im getting breastfed by yo momma they callin me osama bin llama im gettin commerce i put you through trauma i got a good life and i be fuckin your wife i will bring you to your death you will have your last breath you be smokin that meth and i be runnin from the feds watch out, youre dead Mike the Dyke: cuban link got a picture of your mom hoe softsoap good for the lab hoe toilet paper wipe your ass hoe fuck polo designer cast round my arm hoe joe budden could get this work rip this shirt and give birth to his son, say i on, not so fun better run, see this gun, fuck a nun, honey bun you outdone bitch Devin: Why was I born like this? Why do I have a donkeys head and a mans body? Why oh why god have you done this to me I just want to be a real boy (x2)
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Joe the Hoe: ya I steal your flamingos chillin with the gringos your dog chase me i spray him with the big hose steal your flamingos steal your flamingos droppin in your window we steal your flamingos you don't wanna fuck with me i be breaking yo knees then i hang you from a tree you get tossed in the sea no time to say sorry i raid yo bitch then i bang yo bitch i steal yo bitch from you while we makin flamingo stew screw your mom make a bomb she calling me king kong take a rip from my bong cut off your ding dong don't prolong what i'm gonna do to you we makin flamingo stew Mike the Dyke: stealin your flamingos all through the night hoe hoe gon tell the cops we steal some more ya stealing yo flamingos Joe the Hoe: you wont see me unless i get paid i got a hostage you wanna trade? you pull up gon get sprayed i drink lemonade spray your momma down with a gun thats what i call a lot of fun shootin my gun stealing flamingos you a sad bitch i fuckin these hoes ridin in a mazi the cops never caught me why cant you see you dont wanna fight me i run to your location with the bag i shoot ya you get toe tagged shove you in a bag then i gotta drag you you smell like mad poo mad poo you a sad dude i gotta stab you in the shoe my plug better come through im eatin all these cashews but im not a bad dude Mike the Dyke: pull up at your crip with a ski bitch gon eat my ass like cucumbe walk my dog with out a leash in your hood you can suck my dick but i dont think you should pull up at your crib with a ski me and joe gon fuck her like fresh meat bitch this not a rollie this an ap my neck shit bright like a fruit tree dick lookin oily castrol ya girl saw my pp she said oh no got lean all in the crystal geyser bottle after i fuck ya bitch, she come home with a waddle audemar brighter than a red dwarf cocaine yeah ya bitch pass out when she snort joe the hoe tap that bitch while she out record that shit and send it out we steal your flamingos your flamingos get stolen rollie shine brighter than the sun rollie not diamond its golden yuaahhhhhhh
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yeah woah 03:04
Mike the Dyke: my rari it lookin like cupid you look like you are really stupid mcteague house5 we fuckin awesome want some bands, well lil boi go and get some big ole rollie got me swaggin fuck with my gang and lil bitch we be stabbin saw a rat in my yard blew its brains out chop it up send it off like some take out make a uey in your hood just to come shoot ya not a rollie bitch, this frank muller bigboy up on my side, he a real bloodah want ice cream lil hoe, machine out of order Ben: ridin up and down the street with the dudes we feelin sleek fuck what you thought you knew great shit happens to those who spew bitch we headin out of town bitch you best not make a sound the hidden shit left out to rot thats the shit we get get got flyin through life killing all night out of the light we got the height this shits tight about to take flight in this lets make it right YEAH WE GETTIN IT ON TONIGHT WE FUCKIN YO BITCH UP UP ON ALL THIS FLIGHT NAW THIS SHIT AINT OUT OF SPITE JUST REMEMBER HAND OVER THE FUCKIN SPRITE Mike the Dyke: miguel gazell barbell bombshell excell farewell goodbye to ya anthony fantano is a vegan aint that swell yeah my pp real clean, unlike grease j cole? fuck that dweeb i'll fuck his girlfriend and his niece i might just pull up with a stick no sahbabi move so much bricks through my hood i forgot how to count my money my racks stacked tall 8 feet like 2 midgets might fuck around and get my dick stamped onto spinners so you dont fidget Ben: kickin it kickin it kickin it back fuckin with us and these fat stacks hitting up dunks thats right not track blastin those vibes demarco mac gettin it gettin it gettin it wack about to play the best game knack maybe i'll buy a new pet yak ride it around like new kid jack gimme some gimme some gimme some slack i know i got the best ball sack and i still owe you a tasty snack just let me wrap up this double track YEAH WE GETTIN IT ON TONIGHT WE FUCKIN YO BITCH UP UP ON ALL THIS FLIGHT NAW THIS SHIT AINT OUT OF SPITE JUST REMEMBER HAND OVER THE FUCKIN SPRITE

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Track 1 produced by: beatfella.com
Tracks 2-9 produced by: devin/spouse
artwork by: devin/spouse

dougs m/v: www.youtube.com/watch?v=84i_R_eTR88

THESE BOYS REALLY DROPPING THE HARDEST MIXTAPE OF 2017 AND NOBODY GONNA NOTICE. THERES NOTHING HARDER THAN THAT. THATS SO HARD.

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rascal, bigboy, lenny, lucy, cookie, diamond, amy, tiger lily, gwen, zumba, buddy, chip, mandy, lucky, clover, and momo.

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released May 28, 2017

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mcteague house5 Lowell, Massachusetts

in artist pic from left to right: ethan, joe, mike, devin, ben, maverick
missing: steven

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